Dear Doctor,
Remember when I booked my flu shot for 9 am this morning - two weeks ago? And you said that there would be no problem? Remember when I showed up at your office this morning to get my flu shot? Remember when I checked in with reception, told them I was here to get my flu shot, and they smiled and told me to take a seat? Remember when I waited for half an hour, but didn't mind because I understand that you are busy and I just really wanted my flu shot? Remember when you called my name and brought me into your office giving me the impression that I would then be getting my flu shot? And the time when you told me that England was working with a shortage of flu vaccinations and that I wouldn't be getting one after all because I'm not between the ages of 0-1 and 95 +?
Yeah...that was awesome.
Could have called guys. Could have called.
Sincerely,
Bitter Betty
Remember when I booked my flu shot for 9 am this morning - two weeks ago? And you said that there would be no problem? Remember when I showed up at your office this morning to get my flu shot? Remember when I checked in with reception, told them I was here to get my flu shot, and they smiled and told me to take a seat? Remember when I waited for half an hour, but didn't mind because I understand that you are busy and I just really wanted my flu shot? Remember when you called my name and brought me into your office giving me the impression that I would then be getting my flu shot? And the time when you told me that England was working with a shortage of flu vaccinations and that I wouldn't be getting one after all because I'm not between the ages of 0-1 and 95 +?
Yeah...that was awesome.
Could have called guys. Could have called.
Sincerely,
Bitter Betty
posted by Emm at 11:19 AM
7 Comments:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I should have been a doctor.
Since when do you get flu shots? You some kind of wuss?
That sucks! But I would have paid big bucks to see your reaction when they told you that you could not get your flu shot! Ah, good times that would have been...
I love it. Only in London. And only you Betty.
I think it is a sign Emm.
Two unrelated points:
Oprah flat-out stole the Bevantini. I saw it today. God, I wish I knew more about property law... oh wait, I should. crap.
Also, who knew that saltines catch fire when microwaved? They don't teach you these things in law school!
(stay tuned for modern-day smore recipe).
i'm with James...man up and take the flu like a woman.
Dear Friends,
Remember when you told the doctor story earlier this week? Remember how it was really funny and I told all my new friends about it? Remember how time has passed since then and the story is old?
Update your blog guys, update your blog.
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